But could you imagine if it did? I mean, that alone would make this post epic. Although, I probably wouldn’t be a fan of the flies and shedding. Granted, I have long hair, so I already shed a lot. It probably wouldn’t be a good idea.

In other, less freakishly monstrous news, IT’S DECEMBER! The month of snow and cold, and bad drivers. *throws confetti*

That basically sums up how I feel about the whole “winter months” business. Not a fan. True that it’s the winter solstice, Hanukkah, and Christmas, I really hate the cold. I loathe snow.

Alas, I am told that it’s not about me and my feelings on the matter mean nothing. *deep sigh* In which case, we can move onto the rest of our conversation this evening (or day, I don’t know what time you’re reading this).

I am watching Noelle on Disney+ while I write this, and can I just take a moment to express how badly I want to be BFFs with Anna Kendrick? Like it’s a legit life goal I am ready to actively achieve, AKA live in Anna Kendrick’s luggage, or something.

Don’t believe the level of cuteness in this movie? check out the trailer!

It’ll be the best 2:34 of your hour.

Speaking of cute, December is full of some really great things. I know I was all grumpy and meh meh meh, snow, meh meh, cold *grumble, grumble*, but I do have some, oooh! Shiny! News.

This month, we get a Full Moon AND a New Moon. I know that might seem really out of left field because I never mention moon phases in my posts, but I have been following the different faces my entire life. I love the meanings behind them and the way different cultures see the moon. But the reason I’m bringing up the cycles this month is because the New Moon falls a day after my birthday! OH! Did I mention that this December also has a FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!? O.M.G. If that doesn’t blow your mind into a million shards of giddy glitter, I don’t know what will.

In other news, it’s nearly the end of 2019 and I’m already proactively working with my team on how to approach the New Year. I know I’ve been gone a while and I’ve done a lot of growing and changing in that time so I want to make sure that reflects in everything I put out from here on. I’m super excited so keep an eye out for the changes. *excited squeal*

BOOK NEWS!

SINFUL VENDETTA, my short Christmas baby, has turned into a full length projet. 😬 Not a bad thing, mind you, but I won’t have it finished for Christmas as I had hoped. But finish I will! This will be me FIRST novel of 2020!!! Followed by Touching Embers and Regulus’s Submission, for those waiting patiently (love you guys!).